Ok, so President Bush (aka “genius boy”) has ordered the military to shoot down a defective spy satellite before it falls to earth and spews forth toxic fuel. (story from NY times)
Let me get this totally straight….
Step 1: We fire a SPY (as in looking into anyone’s business from space) satellite into space in 2006 – not 1956, 1986 or even 1996…
Step 2: We fill said with toxic fuel – specifically a half ton of hydrazine
Step 3: We design it so poorly that it it quits working in less than 2 years – did GM get this contract?
Step 4: In oder to save the planet from further damage, we’re going to shoot it from the sky so it will spew the dangerous chemicals into the emptiness of space
File this under “good ideas from Bush’s office”
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