News Flash – Oil Companies Say Gas Prices “Not Our Fault”

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In perhaps the biggest surprise of the year, oil executives told a senate judiciary committee that the skyrocketing price of oil is not their fault. They also offered to sell the Brooklyn Bridge to any senator willing to buy their load of crap.

This just in, Santa Claus is real and currently drives a red Hummer with reindeer painted on the hood.

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3 responses to “News Flash – Oil Companies Say Gas Prices “Not Our Fault”

  1. Is it just me or is the above picture eerily simular to the “cigarettes are not addictive” picture?

    Jim

  2. I’d had the same thought as Jim.

  3. Hey, are these guys pastors, too?? Just a question …

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